Notes to My Wife

I do believe at least 75% of our arguments are each of us arguing on the other’s behalf:

Me: Let me do the dishes! You just did them last night!
You: No! Let me do the dishes! You do them most of the time!

While it gives me no pleasure to argue with you about things, I do find it very funny that it’s so often caused by selflessness, instead of selfishness.